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These one-liners and humorous anecdotes look at funny pick up lines from a variety of perspectives, and try to find humor in wry observations, through irony and sarcasm, and even just by being silly.Human beings love to laugh, and being able to notice life's little absurdities can make even bad days seem a bit cheerier, and help catch the eyes of the ladies (or gents! Some of these funny ice breakers and one-liners are designed with that in mind, from amusing little witticisms to obscure references to puns.Others take a more satirical approach and are cheesy ice breaker lines that use hypocrisy and criticism for laughs.No matter what the approach, these sexy come ons will make you laugh and you'll find breaking the ice with a joke isn't as tricky as it seems.

"And now, it's so much the norm that you have to explain why you're not on them, why you're opting out. It could mean the difference between getting you a date or deafening silence.

In the same way that the best part of having a belly button ring is that you can take it out, the best part of online dating is taking it offline.

Okay, so that just may be one of the weirdest analogies that I've ever made but it's still true.

It's like a dramatic thing.""We took one of our friends out to lunch, because we knew he was dating and we knew he had been on the apps a lot," Yang said. Inspired by their friend, Yang and his team tried to come up with a line for Dev that would be as good as the one his friend used. Thankfully, they didn't have to come up with their own. "And we just asked him, 'Hey, can we use that line?

The hardest part of talking to someone you have finally matched with on dating apps like Hinge and Tinder is the dreaded opening line.